If you REALLY want to see a battleground, witness me and my fat wife Tabitha Hochscheid fighting over the last twinkie.
Craig Hochscheid, your fat wife Tabitha expects dinner on the table when she gets home from work and waddles through that front door. You better get to it pronto!
My fat wife's appetite sometimes means I don't get to eat.
We follow the "living room" rule. Exhibit the same courtesy you would show guests in your home.